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Name: |
Damon Calderwood
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Character(s) played in
the ìRocky Horror Showî: |
Dr. Scott |
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How often: I have been
arrestedÖ |
Three times. No
convictionsÖyet. |
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Sign: |
Of the crossÖ |
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I would most likely be
overheard saying: |
If I had a nickel for
everytime IÖ |
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In the movie made about
my life I would be played by: |
Peter Sellers, of
course. But Johnny Depp or Jim Carrey would sell more tickets. |
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How others describe me: |
To my face: as a fairly
nice guy. When Iím not there: as that ìspecial boyî who may need to stop
playing with himself in public. |
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Something most people
donít know about me: |
I am damn good at
finding birdís nestsÖI could probably kick all your asses at finding those
birdís nestsÖ |
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Something too many
people know about me: |
Where I hid the bodiesÖ |
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Favourite breakfast
cereal: |
GranolaÖwith
waterÖspartan style! |
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Innie or outtie: |
Quickie! (includes one
of each) |
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Smooth or crunchy: |
SmoothÖbut only after I
shave. |
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Favourite book: |
Wind in the
WillowsÖgotta love Mr. Toad. |
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Favourite author: |
Tolkein |
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Dom or sub: |
Sub for sureÖwith all
the veggies and usually chicken. |
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Spectator or
participator: |
Canít even get a ticket
on game dayÖ |
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Desert island album: |
Earth Wind and Fire the
whole worksÖ |
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Desert island appliance: |
BlenderÖthose fish had
it coming. |
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First record: |
KC and the Sunshine
band, 1977. |
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Favourite musicians: |
Earth Wind and Fire |
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Theme song: |
Anything in D Minor:
saddest of all keys. |
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Favourite movie: |
Any Peter SellersÖ |
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First time on stage: |
Age nine. |
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Most frequent obsession: |
Bird Photography |
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Favourite smell: |
Food. Any. |
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First thing I do when I
wake up in the morning: |
Open my eyesÖwhat would
you do? |
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Leather or latex: |
How about catgut? |
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Darkest secret: |
I once robbed my cousin
of $1 when I was 5. |
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Strangest place Iíve
ìTime Warpedî: |
Most exam rooms, I
believe. |
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Favourite position: |
Supine. You have no
idea what that is, do you? |
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Favourite Cartoon
Character: |
Road Runner. Beep beep! |
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Favourite superhero: |
Tom JonesÖhow does he
keep going? |
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Half full or half empty: |
All the way full! |
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Favourite on screen sex scene: |
Any wildlife
documentaryÖMonkeys are pretty twisted, you know. |
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Food that most resembles myself: |
Turkey. |
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Least favourite
vegetable: |
My butt is still sore,
so I donít want to bring up prison again right nowÖ |
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I taste: |
Therefore I spam. |
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Favourite game: |
Golf! |
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Most embarrassing moment: |
Most of my life, sadly. |
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Biggest regret: |
No Oscars yet. |
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Worst habit: |
Doing crosswords while
driving. |
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Favourite Beatle: |
Paul. |
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I get around: |
The law by avoiding the
summons officer. |
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Briefs or boxers: |
Boxers. |
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Panties or full backs: |
Running backs. |
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Thigh highs or comfort
control: |
All the way up. |
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Chicken or egg: |
Sadly, I killed and ate
them both. |
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If I won the lottery: |
Revenue Canada would
celebrate. |
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The world needs more: |
Armadillos. |
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What is on my mouse pad: |
Bacteria. |
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Famous last words: |
Oh my God that bear is
coming towards us! |